BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – Jack FM Cinema executives Eddie the Web Guy and Ned are on their way back to the United States after a grueling abduction ordeal involving the infamous cartel, El Pantero Supremo Del Oro. In a statement made earlier today on the tarmac at Jose Maria Cordova International Airport, the two indicated that the abduction occurred after getting lost in the Colombian jungle while trying to find their way to an extradition hearing for American fugitive Chester Fairchild.
Details about the abduction have not yet been released, however, in their statement Ned spoke of a third man at the compound of the cartel who may have assisted in their escape. While confirmation continues to remain unobtained, The Speculator assumes the third man is most likely an undercover spy who has infiltrated El Pantero Supremo Del Oro for nefarious reasons. Consulate Spokesperson Maria Johnson told us the American Consulate is happy about their safe return , then promptly escorted the two away. Story developing…
