SACRAMENTO – Today investigators from The Speculator’s Hacker Division uncovered a website that shows Jack FM Cinema Executives Eddie the Web Guy and Ned, along with a third unnamed party, being held hostage by an infamous Colombian drug cartel.
El Pantero Supremo Del Oro, best known for production of high-end cocaine that can’t be traced by drug-sniffing dogs, posted photos of the three, accompanied by an audio message demanding a high ransom for their safe return.
The Speculator assumes this is no more than a publicity stunt Jack FM Cinema has concocted to garner attention for their upcoming as-yet-unnamed motion picture, however, at press time confirmation one way or the other could not be obtained.
The cocaine produced by El Pantero Supremo Del Oro was showcased in the Starsky & Hutch movie starring Ben Stiller and Luke Wilson.
