JACK-FM Cinema kicks off despite disruption.
Ned (center), Eddie (left) make it official with a handshake with their Sherlock & Sherlock representative.
Ned (left), Eddie (lright) holding a movie slate.
SACRAMENTO – 93.7 Jack FM stunned the entertainment industry yesterday when they announced the formation of a brand new motion picture division called “JACK-FM CINEMA.”
Sherlock & Sherlock , Jack FM Cinema’s representation, released this statement:
“Through diligent due diligence, we’ve employed our balanced global methodology to secure a mutually benefical deal, along with envisioneering full-range e-tailers for merchandising. This puts Jack FM Cinema in an ideal position for striking a major motion picture deal in the coming weeks.”
The announcement was made in the Jack FM Bush Garden yesterday afternoon. The Speculator wasn’t at the press conference, but reports of an abrupt end lead us to believe that a disgruntled former member of the Jack FM Cinema Committee set a tiger on fire and threw it off a building.