It's tough picking out gifts for everyone on your list so hopefully this compendium* of goodies will help. And if you feel so inclined to be extra giving this season...I'm a 42 long.
Merry Holidays!
-Eddie the Web Guy
*19 point word in Scrabble or Words With Friends
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Are you buying a gift for a geek with a man cave or possibly a 26-year-old child who hasn't moved out of the house? Give them video game wonderland! Let's face it, we're all just wannabe warriors. However, no knight wants to catch cold. This could be the perfect gift. 'Ever been engaged in a epic battle of man/woman vs party and run out of beer? Yeah. Me too. This would be the perfect gift for the lush beer connoisseur When road rage is an issue don't get brutish, simply display your "best wishes" key to the offending party. This is truly the gift that keeps giving. Are you an independently wealthy lady who wants your man to be 007? I didn't think so. But if you did, here is a complete James Bond setup for a measly $1,570 price tag. Renew the guy in your life's man card. This drill will do it. Ya know, cuz it's like a gun. Do you know someone who needs a legitimate reason to get trashed? Perhaps this beer tasting kit can be just that reason. Tired of loved ones losing tools inches away from speeding multi-ton vehicles? It might be time to purchase them one of these. |
What is more charming than a visual of a loved one being eaten by a shark? Answer: nothing. A full movie experience right from your phone. Sticky floors not included. Want a friend to be a cross between the Revenge of the Nerds and James Bond? Get 'em this. Have one of those friends that doesn't miss a chance to let you know they are a Bacon Guy/Girl? Get them this...maybe it will shut them up. No just kidding...but it might. Have a friend that thinks Snuggies are too dorky? Then make it more geeky with Batman! The little one unable to participate in Movemeber[def]? This should help. For goodness sake, let the little one write all the **** over the walls without getting ****** off! Sorry, I lost control of my language for a second. Got an angry friend that need to store knives? Nuff said. |
